5 steps to become a Substack bestseller (even if your mom is your only subscriber)

A step-by-step guide!

Hey friends,

Before diving into today’s (hopefully) hilarious post, I want to take a moment to say that if you or your loved ones are based in Los Angeles (Substack tells me many of my readers are in California), I hope you’re safe. The news is devastating, and honestly, I’m tired of hearing only about celebrities who lost their homes. That’s sad, of cou…