Whiskers, I love your passive aggressive sock diatribe, it's very insightful! You didn't mention anything about toilet seats being left up. When I was teaching English, I would often tell my students that arguments can be categorised, I would refer to petty arguments as 'toilet seat/socks arguments'.
Technology is great Whiskers! About 5-600 hundred years ago something called the printing press was invented and do you what that meant? It meant that books could be produced! They are big fat things with lots of paper with written words in between heavier cardboard-like paper and on the front cover are some lovely pictures. Tell your human that she might want to consider adding one of those in between her Ipad/Ipod/IPhone/IRobot/Ietc...
Luckily my human’s man is not one of those guys who leaves the toilet seat up.
Ohhhh, that’s what those big fat blocks of paper are called. My human has many of those that she has read and also many that are covered in dust. The second tech rotation I mentioned in my post includes her Kindle. Sometimes it’s a paper book instead of a Kindle, but I agree with you 1010393938% (oops 🐾). Less robots, more reading. I will pass along the message. 😻
One more thing Whiskers. If things get too intense, I have some advice:
1 Have you considered peeing on the socks? That might get the human man's attention.
2 If that doesn't work, a little sort of gentle 'love scratch' on the lower back of the leg (the calf area) might also send a signal.
3 If those fail, then there's the nuclear option: pooping and throwing up all over the socks, and/or ripping them to shreds. The message will get through to the human man.
Solid tips, Daniel. I will think about it. My fear is that, based on the way things usually go around here, my human’s man might not even noice the mess and she will be the one to clean up the mess I make. I don’t want her to withhold treats. I need to think this one through. 🐾
It’s great that you’re a cat and have servants bc if you were a dog, you might well be trained to go about picking up those adorning socks!😼 Instead, you can share your whiskery wisdom with the world.😺
Oh, thank you Suzy! I meow you too. You are so sweet to share this comment with me. I agree, I'm lucky to have such nice servants. I will share more whiskery wisdom soon.
😁You know Whiskers, I’m a thinking you’d do well with a tot of single malt whilst writing. Make the Whiskery Whisker’s Wisdom quite literal… 🥃
Also, when you next have snuggles with your lady in waiting, could you please tell her how much I loved that last post for Virgos and that I have indeed been making it my endeavour to get awf my ass. 😁
Suzy, you are encouraging me to convince my human to rename this thing Whiskers' Whiskery Wisdom. hehe. I think her boyfriend has some on the shelf. I'll hop up there and have a look in a bit. Beware, the next post might be messy.
I will let her know you loved the horoscope post. Are you a Virgo too? Or you just relate to needing to get off your ass? Meow you.
😸🥃🪄🧶Whiskers, I await your next messy post with alacrity!
Yes, Virgo here! Overthinking every human interaction since 1978.😁It’s why I love my cat, Arty, so much. 😻 I resonated so much with everything your loyal servant said (except the bad sex bit, believe it or not!😂) re Virgo in January. Waaay to much couch surfing this month. But I blame Arty in way bc if he cuddles into me, I don’t like moving him…I exist to serve him, afterall.♥️
Whiskers, I love your passive aggressive sock diatribe, it's very insightful! You didn't mention anything about toilet seats being left up. When I was teaching English, I would often tell my students that arguments can be categorised, I would refer to petty arguments as 'toilet seat/socks arguments'.
Technology is great Whiskers! About 5-600 hundred years ago something called the printing press was invented and do you what that meant? It meant that books could be produced! They are big fat things with lots of paper with written words in between heavier cardboard-like paper and on the front cover are some lovely pictures. Tell your human that she might want to consider adding one of those in between her Ipad/Ipod/IPhone/IRobot/Ietc...
Thanks, Daniel! Meow meow.
Luckily my human’s man is not one of those guys who leaves the toilet seat up.
Ohhhh, that’s what those big fat blocks of paper are called. My human has many of those that she has read and also many that are covered in dust. The second tech rotation I mentioned in my post includes her Kindle. Sometimes it’s a paper book instead of a Kindle, but I agree with you 1010393938% (oops 🐾). Less robots, more reading. I will pass along the message. 😻
One more thing Whiskers. If things get too intense, I have some advice:
1 Have you considered peeing on the socks? That might get the human man's attention.
2 If that doesn't work, a little sort of gentle 'love scratch' on the lower back of the leg (the calf area) might also send a signal.
3 If those fail, then there's the nuclear option: pooping and throwing up all over the socks, and/or ripping them to shreds. The message will get through to the human man.
Solid tips, Daniel. I will think about it. My fear is that, based on the way things usually go around here, my human’s man might not even noice the mess and she will be the one to clean up the mess I make. I don’t want her to withhold treats. I need to think this one through. 🐾
I adore you Whiskers! 😻😸
It’s great that you’re a cat and have servants bc if you were a dog, you might well be trained to go about picking up those adorning socks!😼 Instead, you can share your whiskery wisdom with the world.😺
Oh, thank you Suzy! I meow you too. You are so sweet to share this comment with me. I agree, I'm lucky to have such nice servants. I will share more whiskery wisdom soon.
😁You know Whiskers, I’m a thinking you’d do well with a tot of single malt whilst writing. Make the Whiskery Whisker’s Wisdom quite literal… 🥃
Also, when you next have snuggles with your lady in waiting, could you please tell her how much I loved that last post for Virgos and that I have indeed been making it my endeavour to get awf my ass. 😁
Suzy, you are encouraging me to convince my human to rename this thing Whiskers' Whiskery Wisdom. hehe. I think her boyfriend has some on the shelf. I'll hop up there and have a look in a bit. Beware, the next post might be messy.
I will let her know you loved the horoscope post. Are you a Virgo too? Or you just relate to needing to get off your ass? Meow you.
😸🥃🪄🧶Whiskers, I await your next messy post with alacrity!
Yes, Virgo here! Overthinking every human interaction since 1978.😁It’s why I love my cat, Arty, so much. 😻 I resonated so much with everything your loyal servant said (except the bad sex bit, believe it or not!😂) re Virgo in January. Waaay to much couch surfing this month. But I blame Arty in way bc if he cuddles into me, I don’t like moving him…I exist to serve him, afterall.♥️