My January horoscope decoded

According to my imaginary cat, Whiskers.

Whiskers is in his element.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Dear Human,

Your creative overwhelm did not subside as you had hoped at the beginning of January. You still have 123243524324643 bad ideas and you’ll probably see only 25% of ONE of them through. But still, 2025 could be the year that you break this habit. This is your year, Virgo! THIS year! 20…