How to avoid political arguments at the holiday dinner table

A step-by-step guide to navigating the most contentious meal of the year without ruining the gravy.

1. Strategically seat yourself
   The key to survival is placement. Aim for the end of the table, preferably near the kids’ section or next to someone hard of hearing. Avoid sitting near Uncle Gary—he’s got a lot to say about gas prices.

2. Deploy the “festive deflection”
   When someone brings up politics, quickly redirect with holiday-themed questions like:

   • “Who want…